Things that would make my life less hellish right this second

1. If every time I said his name, someone followed it up with, "What a douche." Hey, I'm not perfect, and I didn't say these things were nice.
2. Wine.
3. A good hair cut. 
4. Ireland. I miss that country so much. I would feel so much better if I was nestled by the sea with a peat fire and a beer and potatoes.

The good news is that no one is stopping me from getting any of those things. Hello singledom.